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All On The Cover: John Mayer Covers Rolling Stone

MAGAZINE: Rolling Stone
NEWSTANDS: February 2010
MODELS: John Mayer
PHOTOGRAPHER: Mark Seliger
WEBSITE:
www.RollingStone.com
NOTES: Dirty Mind, Lonely Heart: John Mayer on Jennifer Aniston, Tiger Woods & Masturbating 

A shirtless John Mayer is on the new cover of Rolling Stone, and inside he talks a lot about sex, finding a partner, and masturbation. Mayer himself has read it, as he tweeted, “Just read my Rolling Stone cover article. I’m still not sure if I would want to hang out with me” “After 30 minutes of twirling my hair into a knot, I say “fuck it.” You can’t go wrong if you tell the truth.”

Here are some highlights from his interview.

About Jennifer Aniston: The 32-year-old singer-guitarist admits he prefers Continuum to his 2009 disc Battle Studies (“I know that I’m supposed to say that my newest is the best one. Bullshit,” he says), that he hasn’t stopped thinking about his split with ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston (“I’ve never really gotten over it. It was one of the worst times of my life”) and that his sex life has become an endless loop of new girls rejecting him in clubs (“Blowing me off is the new sucking me off!”).

Mayer also talks about, among other things, masturbation and Tiger Woods: “I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. First of all, I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.”

And what he’s looking for: Mayer’s in the midst of a massive 10-year record deal and enjoys the pleasures of late-night weed-and-video-game sessions, as well as his $20 million vintage watch collection, but what he truly wants, he tells RS, is to finally find a a female companion. But not just any girlfriend — Mayer is after “the Joshua Tree of vaginas.” “I’ll be happy when I close out this life-partner thing,” he says. “Think of how much mental capacity I’m using to meet the right person so I can stop giving a fuck about it.”

Grab the new issue for Mayer’s full advice for Tiger Woods (”I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life”) and more on his journey from bedroom guitar player to the most angst-ridden playboy in rock.

Check out some more photos of John Mayer below….

John Mayer Rolling Stone Cover Shoot Mark Seliger Photo

John Mayer Rolling Stone Cover Shoot Mark Seliger Photo

John Mayer Rolling Stone Cover Shoot Mark Seliger Photo

John Mayer Rolling Stone Cover Shoot Mark Seliger Photo

John Mayer Rolling Stone Cover Shoot Mark Seliger Photo

John Mayer Rolling Stone Cover Shoot Mark Seliger Photo

Source: RollingStone.com

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All On The Cover: Michael Jackson Covers Entertainment Weekly and Rolling Stone

(left to right) Michael Jackson singing at home in 1972, on the set of the “Thriller” video in 1983, in a portrait taken in 1983 and performing in New York City on Sept. 10, 2001.

The news media has been buzzing (to put it mildly) about the unexpected June 25 death of Michael Jackson. Newsstands are overflowing with magazines featuring the King of Pop on the cover, including gossip magazines like Us Weekly and news glossies like Time. While it may be tempting to snatch up every cover as MJ memorabilia, there is one tribute cover that, for me, rises above them all: Entertainment Weekly.

Entertainment Weekly’s Michael Jackson tribute issue is an absolute must-have for any music fan. Four different covers are available, all depicting Jackson and, inevitably, his transformation throughout the years. The issue features pages of photos in a “His Life in Pictures” section, an in-depth look at MJ’s Jackson 5 and solo albums and an “ultimate playlist” of his songs (I was inspired to compile my own Michael Jackson playlist, myself). The issue also ranks his top 10 music videos, with 1979’s “Rock with You” coming out on top, and includes a touching essay written by Steven King about his memories of briefly working with Jackson on a never-released music video for “Ghosts,” which King described as the “scariest music video ever.”

Rolling Stone- MJ

The issue gets bonus points for having multiple covers. I love when multiple covers are released and I get to choose my favorite – in this case, the Thriller cover.

But EW is going to face some competition soon enough. Rolling Stone’s MJ tribute issue hits newsstands on July 10, and is sure to be a similarly memorable issue. It is currently available for preorder for $8.99. So keep your eyes peeled, but in the meantime, enjoy your issue of EW (you can order copies at EW.com).